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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"

Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her he Working Class. Now your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him, he finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to is parent's room and finds his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to to his father " I think I understand Politics now."

The father replies, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think it is."

The boy promptly answers, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep trouble."

2007-06-06 08:02:59 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

You can find some of these at cheatworld.com-it has cheats, but at the bottom of every page, there are jokes

2007-06-06 08:08:17 · update #1

22 answers

LOL!!!!!!!!!
that's really funny
i really liked it,
here have a star

2007-06-06 08:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0 0

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2017-01-10 16:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by deangelo 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha Ha

2007-06-06 08:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i like this joke very true and very funny 10/10 plus a star

2007-06-06 08:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0 0

"It's funny cuz it's true".
Too bad it'll never change. So I guess we have to laugh at it, because the stark reality is distubingly unnerving, and painful to think about.

2007-06-06 08:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by chuckles_mcfukbuckle 3 · 0 0

Lol, that's hilarious. 10/10
I've heard before and I've been trying to find it
Thanks for helping me on my search
Oh, and star for you

2007-06-06 08:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is awesome!!! Best joke I've heard in a while!

Cheers mate!
Thistle

2007-06-06 08:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by Scottish Thistle 3 · 0 0

now dats funny i give u 10/10 ova all

2007-06-06 08:06:35 · answer #8 · answered by Babygurl 4 · 0 0

That's fab! I Like That! hehehe

2007-06-06 08:07:13 · answer #9 · answered by Tami 2 · 0 0

That's funny...and quite true for some countries!

2007-06-06 08:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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