giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.”
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy ****, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy ****! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ***, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"
2007-06-06 07:32:06 · 12 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy ******' Crap! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
2007-06-06 08:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 07:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 07:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my gawd that is just disgusting
underaged children cannot see this joke
delete it now!
(but remember to send me a copy)
lolololololol
2007-06-10 05:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a PANDA to me!!
2007-06-11 18:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Eeyore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so its a chicasiablack dog,,, Funny joke. Its sick she did it with a dog though...
2007-06-06 07:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by Sizzle=] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah. maybe it'd neigh !! ( like a horse ) lol!
2007-06-10 23:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was distgustingly funny
2007-06-06 07:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew, lol star for you
2007-06-06 07:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only is this joke not funny it is gross!
2007-06-06 07:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by emison21754 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋