Three men were standing at the Pearly Gates. It had been a particularly busy day so Peter told the first one, "We're just about fullup at the moment so we're only going to admit people who've had particularly horrible deaths. What's your story?"
The first one replies, "Well, I'd suspected my wife of cheating on me, so today I came home early to try and catch her. As I came to my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching couldn't reveal where this other guy could be hiding. So I went out to the balcony and sure enough, there was this bloke hanging off the railing. I was really mad so I started beating and kicking him, but he wouldn't fall off. So I went back to my apartment, got a hammer, and started bashing his fingers. He let go and fell, but he fell in the bushes, stunned but okay. I was so angry I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge. It landed on him, killing him instantly. My wife, angry that I had killed him, came out to the balcony and shot me to death."
"That sounds like a pretty bad death to me," said St Peter, so he let the man in.
"It's been a very strange day," said the second man. "You see, I live on the 26th floor of an apartment building, and every afternoon I exercise on the balcony. Well today I fell off the balcony, but luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below. Suddenly, this madman ran out of his apartment and started kicking and beating me. Then he got a hammer and started smashing my fingers. I fell, but landed in the bushes, stunned but unharmed. Then a refridgerator fell out of the sky and landed on me, killing me."
St Peter said, "Wow, you had a horrible death, okay go into Heaven."
The third man said, "Okay, picture this. I'm hiding naked in a refridgerator..."
2007-06-06 07:26:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks every one
2007-06-06 07:39:37 · update #1
had a bad day that made me smile thanks i will give you a star to any who can make me feel better deserves one
2007-06-06 07:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by old-bag 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'Jokes and riddles' isn't one of my lairs on Y!A so I'm browsing, and I run into THIS. The very best Ever, and what bothers me is I have 'joke teller's disease', you know, can't remember 98%, the other 2, I butcher in the telling. I'd give about anything to be able to properly remember and tell this one. Thanks for making my day!
2007-06-06 09:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by Dick Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 07:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like this one
2007-06-10 06:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by allbut21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice thats way funny you deserve a star
2007-06-06 07:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by Russell J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow. most of the jokes i've heard here just make me giggle or smile, but this one made me actually laugh!!! :) you get a star!
2007-06-06 07:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gets me every time.
2007-06-09 09:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by interpreters_are_hot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!
that was hilarious, its the 'ok picture this' bit lol just that made me laugh
2007-06-06 08:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by mowgligurl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, I thought it was very funny.
2007-06-06 08:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by mnh3176 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V good
2007-06-07 02:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋