He asks her why, and she replies, "You’re probably the best lover I’ve ever had, but every time we make love you give me splinters."
This remark bothers Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he seeks advice from Gepetto, who suggests a bit of sandpaper might "smooth out" Pinnochio’s relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanks his creator and goes on his way.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto runs into Pinocchio at the hardware store, where his little wooden friend is buying every package of sandpaper the store has in stock.
"So, Pinocchio," Gepetto remarks, "things must be going pretty damn good with the girls, eh?"
"Girls?" says Pinocchio, "Who needs girls?"
2007-06-06 07:20:32 · 6 answers · asked by stewie g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOW that was fuuuunnnyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-06 07:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol way to funny i love this joke 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 14:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 14:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Does he jack off now or did he smooth out his dick so much that he has no more and he has a vagina?
2007-06-06 14:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2007-06-06 14:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WWWWOOOOOWWW
2007-06-06 14:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋