Short (preferably one sentence.)
and funny.
2007-06-06 07:11:50 · 9 answers · asked by roxy. 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." - Unknown
"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals." - Homer Simpson
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses." - Woody Allen
"I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy." - Steve Martin
2007-06-06 07:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by El Guapo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Never moon a werewolf." Mike Binder
"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context."
Three things in life are bad for you. I forgot the first 2 but the third is donuts.
Flies cause disease; keep yours zipped.
2007-06-07 03:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
2007-06-07 00:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by car_gal79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. --Joey Adams
2007-06-07 08:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have quotes, but i do have questions?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected expected?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
2007-06-06 14:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by TDK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong, and an even bigger man to laugh at him.
2007-06-06 16:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so unbearable that we are compelled to change it every six months."
~Oscar Wilde
*hahahahah*
2007-06-06 21:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The weaker sex is the stronger sex, because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex!
2007-06-07 03:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confuscious say "He who stand on toilet is high on pot."
Confuscious say "He who fart in church sit in own pew."
2007-06-06 14:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋