I have a couple Blonde jokes. (No offence to blondes.)
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
Ya like it?? Here's another:
One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."
2007-06-06 06:56:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do you call a blonde blowing into another blonde's ear?
A: Data Transfer.
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Q: What do you call a brunette sitting between 2 blondes?
A: Memory Block.
2007-06-07 02:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by 1Darkchef 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had already heard the first one, I do like the second one.
2007-06-06 14:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by Josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-06-06 14:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lovee the 1st one. The second one is ok too...
2007-06-06 15:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by katykid93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. the first one was funnier, but i still like the second one
2007-06-06 14:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.bee19 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. thx for the laugh
2007-06-06 14:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by Apple Pie Eater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were both REALLy funny!
2007-06-06 14:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by Michie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can do better than this
2007-06-06 14:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by itsmyopinionsothere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋