Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed, and everything was fine until they got to the seventeenth tee.
As the husband was starting his back swing, his wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me your news. Since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also: 32 years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."
The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit. He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul... and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees."
2007-06-06 06:27:56 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. Brilliant.
I nearly TEED myself laughing. Good to see the truth come to the FORE. I assume that she didn't SWING both ways although that would have made him GREEN with envy/anger which I guess is not the FAIRWAY.
Okay, I admit it. I'm off my TROLLEY.
2007-06-06 07:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats another hole in one from the Cowboy. 10/10+star
2007-06-06 06:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star that is way to funny love this joke
2007-06-06 06:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bor-ing!
2007-06-06 07:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by ~Y~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi Jake good one.
2016-05-18 01:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by brigitte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
As the saying goes:
"The truth shall set you free!"
Nice one!
2007-06-06 15:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by Yisi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 06:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! Lawd!! Hahahaha!
Kudos to you, Mr. Cowboy ..............that's a 10* ...........heeheehee.............Haha!
I love it! Great Joke!
2007-06-06 07:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep I liked that one
2007-06-06 06:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome! you gat a star for that one, cheating A-hole.
2007-06-06 06:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by pocketfullofpoop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋