One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
2007-06-06 06:12:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good one
2007-06-06 06:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-06-06 06:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha yes
2007-06-06 06:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by Shhhmile 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-hum! LOL.
You have to be a quick thinker around the Game Warden! LOL.
I love to fish.............lol.
2007-06-06 07:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this joke printed out already at home. I'm trying to remember where I got it from, but I love it! Cracks me up!
2007-06-06 06:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by Kori spelled backwards is Irok 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star its so true i read alot and when someone bothers me i get smart right back
thanks for the laugh have a nice day
2007-06-06 06:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Smart lady! 10!
2007-06-06 06:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. At last, an intelligent joke in this section!
2007-06-06 06:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny! And don't forget the moral. LOL
2007-06-06 06:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
whooo, I was the first person to star it
2007-06-06 06:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats funny!!
kinda expected her to say that tho!! hehe xx
2007-06-06 06:25:28 · answer #11 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋