2007-06-06 06:10:24 · 16 answers · asked by gingermusk24 1 in Pets ➔ Birds
buy some deodorant!
2007-06-10 01:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I seriously hope this is not a "joke" type of question.
If you're serious about this:
Wild crows are territorial. They are VERY VERY protective of their nests and their young. The breeding season for these birds is anywhere between march-august, and their eggs hatch anywhere from 16-17 days.
Perhaps you are being atacked by a breeding pair?
A "murder" or a group of crows often share the same nesting/feeding site. If you are being attacked by more than one or two crows, you probably have stumbled upon a good sized nesting site.
Being intelegent birds, they have exeptional memory. If you have thrown anything at them, run at them making loud noises, or anything like that, they WILL remember. So, doing any of these things at all, EVEN IF you feel like the birds are going to attack you, is a very BAD thing to do.
Lastly, id just night be what you are wearing. Do you have a lot of interesting or shiney objects that you wear on a day to day basis? Crows are hoarders and all sorts of objects catch their eye. If you think this could be the problem, remove the item when you get anywhere near the place where those crows hang out.
So, all in all my advice is:
Be aware of what happens around you in nature. Respect the crows and dont try to frighten or scare them. Use your head to figure out the problem.
If they still persist, try to avoid the area.
2007-06-06 06:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by dumb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this question.. I haven't seen it before.. I think the only thing you can do is change your wardrobe.. If you looked more like a Scarecrow.. The crows would leave you alone.. You must be dressing flashy and attracting the birds to you :)
2007-06-06 06:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by DP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the hell is wrong with you? how do you get attacked by crows???? anyway, sprinkle garlic all over your body and roll around on the grass for 5 minutes and then crows will no longer go near you. trust me, it works for winderbeasts
2007-06-06 06:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some suggestions I can think of:
1. Carry a metal bat with you at all times.
2. Carry a Tennis racket or a paddle with you.
3. Bring pepper spray and spray at them.
4. Buy a big water gun, intsead of loading it with water, load it with lemon or any kind of acidic substance and aim for their eyes.
5. Shoot paintballs at them.
6. Get a haircut and don't wear a hat outside.
7. Attack them first before they attack you.
8. Use an M249 on them.
9. Make loud Kung Fu sounds at them
..hope that helps.
2007-06-06 06:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Jello j3unny 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Other than the obvious answer, which would be to stay away from cows, You might try walking through the pasture wearing a bull suit.
2007-06-06 06:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take the corn out of your hat silly.
Honestly stay away from their nests, probably in the trees you walk by. Carry an umbrella for the missiles.
2007-06-06 06:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Karen K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try wearing a black hat...
My Mom used to tell me that crows are afraid of the colour BLACK!
2007-06-06 06:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by dolly 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
try to don,t go near his area(maybe got small crow around ).God love kind people.
2007-06-07 01:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by msdiscus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay in the house... if you must go out.... remember not every day is halloween.... you dont need to dress like a scarecrow
2007-06-06 06:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by wcanpeace4270 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop dressing like a scarecrow
2007-06-06 06:13:13 · answer #11 · answered by pebblespro 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋