Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mother: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the mummy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and
daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mother: Jewelry, dear.
2007-06-06 06:05:53 · 25 answers · asked by Want Your Bad Romance 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! Made me giggle so have a star.
2007-06-06 06:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream where I was having a very personal relationship with a girl that doesn't exist. Proves nothing save that I have a very active imagination. The human mind can convince the user of whatever the user wants, especially in a state of unconsciousness. Relax. It's just a dream. Nothing more.
2016-04-01 06:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 06:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No going around the bend there, straight to the point kinda Mom, lol
2007-06-06 06:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-06 07:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny, unlike sh!te jokes that are usually here
2007-06-06 06:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it befor but its still funny
2007-06-06 06:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny :D
2007-06-06 06:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by Borayda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-06 06:12:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good....have a star
2007-06-06 06:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋