Diary of A YOUNG WIFE
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook
for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12
eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had
to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.
Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without
dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home
for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them,
I think it was the salad.
Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before
steaming the rice. Sounded kind silly in the middle of the day. I can't
say it improved the rice anyhow.
Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I
hunted all over the p
2007-06-06 05:42:18 · 8 answers · asked by emkay 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I
hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my
salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so
the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.
I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.
Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients
in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have
been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home
again, it looked the same as when I left it.
Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never
noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little
cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it,
2007-06-06 05:42:56 · update #1
When Tim saw it, he
started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his
work,or he wanted the chicken to dance.
When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why
me? why me ?"
Hmmm....It must be his job.
2007-06-06 05:43:26 · update #2
Oh how I remember the days...lol Thanks for the reminder
2007-06-06 05:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 15:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by zagel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 07:29:33 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great build up but not feeling the end it didnt get me hears a 4
2007-06-06 05:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by The Steve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Yep! I remember days like that! LOL.
Great joke!
2007-06-06 07:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh man poor tim!
2007-06-06 05:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stuck with a blonde!
2007-06-06 05:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
was she a blonde? hmm... gd one! LOL!
2007-06-06 06:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋