Having been given instructions where to go, he gets mixed up, and enters the chripodist department. Te doctor tells him to show him the offending limb, he unzips his trousers, gets his penis out and flops it on the table. Thats not a foot! the doctor says, no but it's a good 10inch!! he replys
2007-06-06 04:54:07 · 23 answers · asked by kaza 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! I'm sure he wished it was a foot long!!
2007-06-06 04:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noooo, that isn't true. There are MYTHS out there that say it is true but it isn't. I am circumcised and have had 6 UTI's so it doesn't prevent anything for men and it doesn't prevent anything for women. As long as he rinses with water everyday (which he most likley does men aren't incompetant) it's not going to cause an issue. Altho if he has an infection (yeast infection, rush, or a bladder infection or a UTI) himself he can spread it to you. And he can do that circumcised or not. Females are much much more prone to infections than males. They are 9 times more likley to get any infection or STD. So the problem would be on your end not his. Why don't you guys try using condoms for a while. Your guys might be passing them back and fourth. Have you asked him if he has noticed any symptoms himself? He might be gicing you something that is making you vounerable to a UTI, but again it is just as likley to happen with a circumcised male aswell. You might just be vounerable towards them, and then if you are passing them back and fourth everytime you have sex it's causing a problem. I would use condoms. Him being circumcised doesn't do anything. Back when your aunty may have been having problems they thought that, but females are just sensitivit to this sort of tthing more than men. I think you guys are passing something back and fourth to be honest. -Connor
2016-05-18 00:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by alida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that, reminded me of a joke about a woman who kept going to the doctors saying she was going to have a baby but the doctor kept saying "no your going to have a piglet". Eventually her husband walked into the doctors slapped his **** on the desk and said "What do you think this is?". "A pork Sausage".
2007-06-06 06:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now thats funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 06:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost laughed! 5/10
2007-06-06 04:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy Q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-06 07:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
A star from me.
2007-06-06 05:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For that, I think you should get a star from me.
2007-06-06 05:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by Firefox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought he would be told he had galloping knob rot.
2007-06-06 04:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one-star for you
2007-06-06 04:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋