I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a BLONDE from the center of the row
got up and started working her way out.
"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse
me."
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little
impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The "TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE"
message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car."
2007-06-06 04:52:19 · 11 answers · asked by Butterfly~Kiss 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one-can i use it-star for you
2007-06-06 04:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ;) here a blonde joke :P
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
2007-06-06 05:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by Dimos 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha! Ooouu!! Yes, Ma'am, that's a Blondie! LOL.
Great Joke! Kudos! 10*.
2007-06-06 07:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton- Thats warm!! OMG...I cant have self belief u in simple terms stated that!!! Rachel McAdams- i actually wanna lose 3 pounds incredibly...Paris Hilton is the simplest one to do as a results of fact all you ought to declare is " that's warm!!!" desire that helped stable success!!! :O)
2016-12-12 13:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by deparvine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 06:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats halirous. i adore blonde jokes (even though me and my whole family have blonde hair). good one.
2007-06-06 05:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by sballstar2993 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-06 04:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I didn't it was funny.
2007-06-06 05:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2007-06-06 04:56:26 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was good!
2007-06-06 05:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by #1 Nowitzki, and Duncan fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋