Do you have an Embarrassing moment?Earn ten points tell he world?

Question

I need a laugh today, so If you have an embarrasing moment tell the world .I'll laugh with you not at you

Answer 1

It was an April Fool's joke gone bad. A buddy of mine was a pack a day smoker. So, I got a small firecracker and loaded it into his cigarette and put in in his pack.

At breakfast (in the highly populated school cafeteria) the morning of the 1st, he is there with me, my girlfriend and others. So, my girlfriend bums a cigarette from the guy.

Not paying attention to what was going on, she lit it up and BAM.

You could have heard a pin drop in the cafeteria as the entire school shut up to grasp what had happened and what day it was. After a momentary pause, the entire population erupted into laughter and my buddy was sitting there going "I dunno , I dunno, I dunno". My girlfriend breaks down and cries as she runs from the room, and I had to fess up to what really happened when I catch up to her.

We broke up about a day later.

Answer 2

I work for a pretty large company, and one day we were celebrating a coworker's 5 year anniversary. There were about 20 of us at the party. So we were all sitting in the boardroom and having pizza, cake, etc. I like to eat my pizza with a fork, but all they had were the little plastic ones and styrofoam plates, so I grabbed one and hoped the crust wasn't too tough. Everything is going along fine and we're all talking and laughing, and I decide to take another bite and all of a sudden the fork *snaps* in half, flinging the tines end across the table along with some pizza cheese. That would have been embarrassing enough but then I looked up and the senior VP sitting across from me has MY pizza cheese in his HAIR~~~I WAS MORTIFIED!

Answer 3

I went speed walking with my sister. I had eaten ice cream before we went. About halfway around the block, I got gassy. I just started to 'poof' with every step. then we started laughing and it got very explosive. We laughed so hard we couldn't even stand up, let alone walk. I happened to look up at the house we were passing and the owner was out there putting up Christmas lights. and why I'm telling the world this, I can't fathom.

Answer 4

I recently went to a gas station to fill up my car. The sign on the pump said pre-pay only. So I went inside, prepaid for my gas, bought a lottery ticket and went on my way. Later on that day, I noticed I was out of gas already. I began thinking about it and realized I never pumped my gas that I pre-paid! So, I had to go back to the gas station, which was busy by this time and in front of everyone, I had to confess what I did. The attendant didn't know what to do so she had to call her manager and meanwhile the people in line behind me were snickering and getting impatient at the dumb blonde girl who forgot to pump her gas. I was embarassed to say the least.

Answer 5

um i have quite a few.. gym class when i was in middle school..... i was in lovvvvve with this guy. and we had to run laps in gym, well i turned to look at him while i was running and didnt turn the corner and ran straight into the wall. gym teacher told me i should sit out the rest of the week lol

oh and then there was that i time i thought i knew the person in the next car over, so i was motioning for their attention at a stop light, and then they looked over and i realized it wasnt them so i sped off.

oh and then theres nothing like you're sister being 5 years oler than you, and one day in her english class she pees her pants... 5 years later the teacher is still telling everyone in all his classes what she did.

Answer 6

ohhh i have blonde moments all the time like : the other day me and my mom went for a ride and we passed some cows and a few baby cows so anyways i said "look some veal!" my mom said "emily!" because i thought that baby cows were called veal not calf. veal is part of the baby you eat! lol.....maybe it was one of those kinda had to be there moments.

Answer 7

i fell down the stars right at my bfs legs i held them tight

Answer 8

wao,was caught getting down with my cousin

Answer 9

Yeah i was hard in class today ......