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2007-06-06 01:20:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ssshhh....... It's a Big Secret....... and your Mom must tell you!
2007-06-06 08:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
& love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a
woman - before marriage & after marriage.
2007-06-06 08:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man vs. wo man!
A man knows how to please a woman.
A real woman lets him.
I know the difference only because I am one of them.
well it is called a gene that comes from the father that decides if you will be a male or female while in the womb during your 9 month free ride in life.
2007-06-06 08:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by donna D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think that there is really a diffrence between men and women apart from their sex.
women can actually do anything that men can do and men as well.but if i had to state one diffrence i would say that women have more intuition and men dont.
2007-06-06 08:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by marty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jask,
There are no difference's other than the obvious.
TDCWH
2007-06-06 08:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by TDCWH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guys rule and girls drool!
2007-06-06 09:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thier plumbing )bodily)
2007-06-06 08:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by SPARKY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a lot in my household.??
2007-06-06 08:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got more balls than her :-)
2007-06-06 09:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Thorne M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicks have boobs and guys don't! DDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!
2007-06-06 08:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋