2007-06-06 00:46:48 · 28 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hate to break this to you, but......(Santa isn't real!)
2007-06-06 00:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by Andee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan and Santa are relatives. Check the spelling of their names
2007-06-06 00:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jahfrog 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus, the big, fat, red, gift-giving guy has never existed.
In that context, I believe it is implied that Satan, present in the world, can never harm Santa, a person that doesn't really exist.
2007-06-06 00:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by Arvin Al 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-06-08 15:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa=satan. see its just a different spelling! move the "n" over two in satan and you get santa! its all a conspiracy developed by the easter bunny.
2007-06-06 00:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jason L 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God and Jesus Christ and Satan and everyone past age 11 knows that Santa does not really exist.
If you're implying that God and Jesus Christ and Satan do not exist, you would be wrong.
2007-06-06 00:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by tabulator32 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-06 00:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by dave777 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Satan would ever go to the North Pole. It's too damn cold there.
2007-06-06 00:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by Kamy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Santa is exempt, but Mrs Clause has a very naughty lingerie collection
2007-06-06 00:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Three words
Cabbage Patch Dolls
2007-06-06 00:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You still beleive in Santa? hmmmm
2007-06-06 00:49:25 · answer #11 · answered by elcaballosrock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋