I'm making a new drink called The Hillary...what should go in it?

Question

Ingredients...

I want to be able to serve it at my 4th of July party.

Answer 1

Mix 1/2 quart of strawberries and banana in a blender, liquify. It will look pretty, like Hillary's plan to take excess oil company profits.
Add 4 cups of powdered sugar, to hide the alcohol. It will taste sweet, like Hillary's plan to control the US Health Care System.
Add 1/2 quart of Bicardi. The high alcohol content will lull people into a drunken stupor.

But they will wake up the next morning moaning "Dear Lord, what have I done?"

Answer 2

LIQUORS
1 1/2 Oz. - Amaretto
1 Oz. - Yukon Jack
MIXERS
1 Oz. - Pineapple Juice


DIRECTIONS
Combine with ice and shake well. Strain and serve straight up.

Those of you with bartending experience will know what drink this is...

Edit -
Here's some more ideas:

Income Tax Cocktail (what we have to look forward to)
LIQUORS
1 Oz. - Dry Gin
1 Tsp. - Dry Vermouth
1 Tsp. - Sweet Vermouth
MIXERS
1-2 Dashes - Angostura Bitters
1 Tbl. - Orange Juice
DIRECTIONS
Combine with ice and shake well. Strain and add ice.

Merry Widow (think about it)
LIQUORS
1 1/2 Oz. - Gin
MIXERS
1 Oz. - Orange Juice
1 Oz. - Sour Mix
3 Oz. - Club Soda
DIRECTIONS
Combine with ice and shake well. Strain and add ice.

When Hell Freezes Over (when I'll vote for her)
LIQUORS
3/4 Oz. - Cinnamon Schnapps
3/4 Oz. - Creme De Banana
MIXERS
2 Oz. - Cranberry Juice
2 Oz. - Orange Juice
3 Oz. - Ice
DIRECTIONS
Combine with crushed ice and blend until smooth.

Too bad you're not making The Bill. I have a bunch of good suggestions for that...

Answer 3

Ask each person who orders it this question. Make it that way. If the next person changes what they want, change the drink. After all, you have to be able to give each person the idea that you are giving them what they want.

This, of course, means you have to have a huge bar so be sure to have a really big cover charge. Since the oil companies make so much money steal from a gas station to pay for the bar, they won't really miss the money and everyone at the party will think that it is a good idea since you took the oil companies money and let them drink it down.

Be sure to tell everyone at the party that you are planning to have another party in four years and that you expect them to come again...

Answer 4

I would not advise calling a drink Hillary at a 4th of July party, that day is a celebration of our independence and freedom. Hillary Clinton has shown complete disdain for our freedoms and the military, who guarantees this. If you must, make sure you put enough alcohol in it that they will get blind drunk and perhaps not be able to recall the next day the name of your beverage. I seriously believe this would be in very poor taste. (no pun intended)

Answer 5

This one is not going to be easy for you, but I know you can pull it off. As you know, Hillary is a woman of God so alcohol would never pass her lips.

If you are planning on a big group for the fourth you had better get busy. You will need a turkey baster and plastic bags. Get to church early so you won't get caught and suck out the holy water. You can add extra water if needed to this as long as you do not add more then the original amount. Just before your guests arrive add ice, strawberries, blueberries a few sprigs of mint, some sliced lemons and stir with a aspergill. Enjoy--please share some party pictures on your 360.

Answer 6

The four Hs for HRC:
*hypocrisy
*hyperbole
*hatred, and
*hubris
with perhaps a dash of socialism.

Guess that wouldn't be very palatable, so throw out the whole mess and serve something more traditional.

Answer 7

How about you make a drink called the "W".

All you need is one part cola, one part lemon juice and three parts stupidity. Mix with cocaine and serve with half a regurgitated pretzel.

Answer 8

A healthy "Liberal" does of truth syrum for all the lies she tells drinking and otherwise, a splash of tanqueray to accent her arrogance and bitterness and a shot of pink tuna to highlight her not so well kept lesbian tendencies.

And ciziten jane from the horrid state of New Nazi: You're a disgrace and so is your state. You even flaunt your sleazy tendencies in your torrid picture!

Answer 9

No matter what you mix its going to come out the way it always does... full of Republican bitterness.

Answer 10

So will you be serving it before or after your guest of honour - Mussolini - arrives?