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These debates are SO boring - here's a couple questions to ramp up the excitement levels...


AS PRESIDENT, YOU RECEIVE WORD THAT A FEMALE AL QAEDA MEMBER IS IN THIS COUNTRY, AND TAKING FERTILITY PILLS TO SPAWN AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF U.S.-BORN TERRORISTS. AT THE SAME TIME, SHE’S PURCHASING AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AT WEEKEND GUN SHOWS, BUT ONLY TO HUNT GAYS.

“WOULD YOU TAKE ACTION TO (A) STOP HER GUN PURCHASES, AND (B) AUTHORIZE ABORTIONS ON HER FETUSES, INCLUDING PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTIONS ON LATE-TERM LITTLE BIN LADENS?

“ALSO, ASSUMING YOU’D APPROVE THESE ABORTIONS, WOULD YOU RAISE TAXES TO PAY FOR THEM, OR TAKE THE FUNDS FROM THE ‘BODY ARMOR FOR TROOPS PROGRAM’?

2007-06-05 17:18:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

9 answers

See, I told you that terrorists are mothers too!

2007-06-05 17:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 4 0

I don't think anyone in the anti-gun-control group wants terrorist to have guns. So there would be no hypocricy is taking guns from her.

And conservative don't want gays murdered. They just don't want them to marry or "flaunt" they're "gayness" (Unless it's two girls, then many would pay to watch)

Uh - terrorism isn't genetic. Abortions would not be needed. Give the kids up for adoption if there are no suitable family members willing to take in the kids.

Sorry - stupid question.

2007-06-06 01:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Smart Kat 7 · 0 0

Arrest her. Put her in a maximum security prison until the children are born. Take the children and execute the terrorist.

There are plenty of people who would adopt the babies. Including me.

All babies are born babies. Terrorists are reared that way.

2007-06-06 01:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 3 0

I would take actions to stop the purchases of any and all weapons that were illegal for her to own.

I would not authorize any type of abortion for any of her babies. I would use any laws available to remove these babies from her home and place them in the custody of the state.

I would not raise taxes.

And our troops would have everything they needed to fight any type of war. Price would not be an issue.

2007-06-06 00:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I like it. You would see a bunch of answers like that first one Romney gave about Iraq. He would probably call this question a non sequiter too. What the heck was he trying to say anyway?

2007-06-06 00:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 2 0

Just arrest her for gun purchases, so she will not be capable to raise more childrens...

2007-06-06 00:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jedi squirrels 5 · 2 0

Here's one we should have asked Bush...

"Do you know how to spell CAT?"

2007-06-07 17:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

These leave me speechless. No easy feat. Maybe just execute her before she can do any damage.

2007-06-06 00:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2 1

Been drinkin, have ya?

2007-06-06 00:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by I'll Take That One! 4 · 4 3

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