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when you recive a pillow case on your door-step, with an empty bottle of Dr. Pepper, a Snickers wrapper, and a plate with cookie crumbs, and butter greese on it, inside?

2007-06-05 14:51:36 · 17 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

You're Pregnant!!!

2007-06-05 14:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Oh my gosh, it's all starting to make sense now, everything's coming together. . .
Your missing pillow, Lady Linda's disappearing Dr. Pepper and Snickers bar, her cookies that went missing, not sure about the butter grease, unless it's peanut butter. . . I have a couple of theories.
Has anyone seen Mooch lately?
What about this new Crazy Jane person we've been hearing about?
I'm not making accusations at this point, but I am having my suspicions.

2007-06-06 20:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 1 0

Well Hon,
I think somebody kidnapped your pillow,
Drank Linda's Dr. Pepper and ate her Snickers and Cookies,
and left the empty contents in your pillow case.
It's too late for Linda, but I'm sure you should be getting
some type of ransom note for your pillow. I'll chip in Chris !
I'm so sorry !
Hugs,

2007-06-06 21:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

We have been duped, swindled. Ripped off, and missing lots of contents of the items that we wanted returned safely. Lol really the Dp, and Snickers were ok to loose... I won't loose sleep over them..... but for someone to still have your pillow, Well that is simply uncalled for! I would hate it if someone stole my pillow (for the mere fact there are only 2 on my bed)! Now all right turn it over people it is not tough just return the pillow and end this mess or there will be trouble and you won't like it either I guarantee it!

2007-06-06 20:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You may be sleep walking. You may have walked in you sleep went outside to your front door, ate snickers and cookies and drunk some dr. pepper, left your pillow case out side. Then walked back to bed. All in your sleep. You may need a sleep study.

Or maybe you just have bad neighbors.

2007-06-05 22:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Imdatchick 3 · 1 0

You got a new pillow case if you throw someones trash out!

2007-06-05 21:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1 0

Somebody sent you food but a squirrel ate it

2007-06-05 21:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A hobo has been sleeping on your door step ever night.

2007-06-05 21:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

...it means you got a pillow case for free

2007-06-05 22:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 2 0

it means, some friends will come over to your place, so you've gotta prepare for a party

2007-06-05 21:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It means that someone obviously cared enough to leave their crap all over your doorstep.

2007-06-05 21:53:46 · answer #11 · answered by donaldblake2007 4 · 0 0

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