I would laugh. Then laugh even harder when they call the police on you or kick you out. Why dont you just do it! Sometimes, if you get an impulse to do something crazy, Just act on it. Trust me, it will make you, and possibly others smile. But if you do decide to do it, please record it with a video camera, then post it on youtube, then let us know!
2007-06-05 14:50:07
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answered by Kimmi 3
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Help me understand why you would want to make a mess of somebody's store? Do you plan to follow up by cleaning it up yoursef, apologizing to the owner/mngr of the store and for presenting an inconvenience to staff and customers? Anybody who would think it's funny or cool probably has mental health concerns.
I go to stores to pick up groceries, hygeine and home maintenance essentials, and occasionally clothing. Nobody's impressed or interested in a lame and bizarre attempt to cause a commotion or get negative attention from others.
If you think you're not trying to get attention, have you considered batting cheese around your own bedroom in the privacy of your home where you can be alone doing it and won't have an audience??? Yes, that must be so tempting!
2007-06-05 21:58:40
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answered by reeksofhoney 3
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The store will most likely get dirty and you will probably get someone else dirty then you will probably be asked to leave if they find out, but either way you will have to run away from the scene and it will be so much fun to see people mad and covered with smelly cheese when they dont even know that you did it.
2007-06-05 21:51:35
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answered by KAEENA 1
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I don't think you would be allowed to go into a store with a bat. Why not not just buy some cheese and bat it around at your house?
2007-06-05 21:50:03
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answered by ? 2
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I would beat you with a stick of salami and then make you eat the head cheese which is not really cheese but a deli product where they take all that remains after cutting up a pig and combine it with gelatin. mmm tasty!
2007-06-06 02:12:54
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answered by Harry Hood 6
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The store employees would call the cops and you would get arrested for disorderly conduct. And if you had not paid for the cheese, there'd probably be the added charge of shoplifting.
2007-06-05 21:49:59
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answered by Pook 5
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You would probably go to jail. I would follow the cop car to the jail and bail you out. I would be laughing, but you would have to promise not to do it again until I got my bail money back!
2007-06-05 21:52:48
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd laugh, duck and laugh some more
you'd be in trouble for destruction of property though
but It would still be hilarious
2007-06-05 21:51:44
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answered by Morgan Lefaye 2
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I would think that it was H A L A R I O U S !. If you do it, let me know....We'll meet up and play baseball in a super walmart!
2007-06-05 21:50:17
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answered by Anonymous
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I would like it... but you could get in trouble for it.
But then again, you could be just fine.
Do it, then leave quickly. I mean run butt outta there.
And make sure a lot of people are watching you do it.
BaddA$$!!
2007-06-05 21:49:50
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answered by Anonymous
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