What is the funniest movie scene you've ever watched?

Question

Mine, hands down is on Bruce Almighty, when Bruce is controlling Evan's voice on the live news report. My son and I hit back and watch that scene over and over. No matter how many times, it's impossible to watch without laughing. I am looking forward to Evan Almighty.

Rick: I know that scene! Loved it...also in that movie, the red and blue pen scene........

TaLoca: Airplane: I love the scene where the captain asks: "What can you make of this?" (referring to a map, or something), and another guy answers I can make an airplane,.....a teradactyl....I thought that was funny.

Answer 1

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) The scene of manic detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), while on the trail of a potential suspect and a lost dolphin (named Snowflake - the mascot of the Miami Dolphins), dressing in a tutu and pretending to be mentally ill, in order to get into the hospital's storage of patient's belongings; also the scene of Ace making shadow puppets

Airplane! (1980) The film's many effective puns, sight gags, parodies, wordplays, and other jokes, beginning with the opening credits sequence set to the familiar music of Jaws with the plane's fin appearing through the clouds; the Airport '75 (1974) spoof scene of the singing of River of Jordan by air stewardess Randy (Lorna Patterson) while continually knocking out the I-V drip for transplant patient (Jill Whelan) - on the way to the Mayo Clinic who desperately struggles during the song; also the deadpanned, sexually-prurient and provocative lines by Captain Clarence Oveur (Peter Graves) to a young boy, among others: "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" and "Do you like gladiator movies?" - or the plentiful puns: ("Surely, you can't be serious!" "I am serious , and don't call me 'Shirley'!"); the continuing confusion of the pilot's "Roger" with his own navigator Roger (Kareen Abdul-Jabbar) while talking to ground control; and stewardess Elaine Dickinson's (Julie Hagerty) question over the PA: ("By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"), and the infamous "fellatio" scene in which Elaine is given directions by air-traffic control to reinflate Otto the Autopilot doll (an inflatable man in a pilot suit) by a nozzle in his belt buckle ("On the belt line of the automatic pilot there's a tube. Now that is the manual inflation nozzle. Take it out and blow on it") -- Otto suddenly sports a huge satisfied grin and later both Otto and Elaine smoke cigarettes; also the "I speak jive" scene between Barbara Billingsley and two black passengers: ("Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"); and ex-flier Ted Striker's (Robert Hays) flashback of dancing madly while the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive" plays - a send-up of Saturday Night Fever, or his passionate kiss with Elaine on the beach while covered in kelp - a spoof of From Here to Eternity

Bull Durham (1988) The entire infield meeting on the pitcher's mound to discuss wedding gifts for the upcoming marriage of the team's devout Christian named Jimmy (William O'Leary) to amoral groupie Millie (Jenny Robertson), punctuated by irate fast-talking coach Larry Hockett's (Robert Wuhl) suggestion: ("...candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern"); also the scene of erratic, dim-bulb young pitcher Ebby "Nuke" Laloosh (Tim Robbins) knocking down the bull mascot twice and also hitting the public address announcer; and the scene of veteran catcher Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) teaching Nuke the lyrics to his butchered version of "Try a Little Tenderness" on the team bus (instead of "Young girls they do get wearied" he sings: "Young girls they do get woolly"); and devout baseball groupie Annie Savoy's (Susan Sarandon) lengthy opening narration: ("I believe in the Church of Baseball") and Crash's memorable response to her proposition to "hook up with one guy a season": "Well, I believe in the soul, the c--k, the p---y, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curve ball..."; and the inspired rained-out scene in which the team's players at midnight play in the muddy, water-soaked ball field

Caddyshack (1980) The performance of a Busby Berkeley-style water ballet by caddies in the pool of the Bushwood Country Club; and the scatological moment that a floating Baby Ruth candy bar sends swimmers screaming from the water in a Jaws-inspired panic - and the shock and fainting caused when a pool cleaner tends to the pool - and examines and eats the brown object; and the memorable characters of dim-witted greenskeeper Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) with his golf fantasies (whacking flowers with a driver, pretending they're teed golf balls and pronouncing, "IT'S IN THE HOLE!") and his obsession with a dancing gopher (at one point, creating C4 critters: "Uh, hello Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about"), and the loud, boorish, and wisecracking club member Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield): "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity" and to an overweight woman: "Hey lady, you wanna make fourteen bucks the hard way?", or to a good-looking woman: "You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body"; also the scene of Carl taking a bishop onto the course for a last round of golf during a thunderstorm - when lightning strikes the religious man - and Carl skulks off; the character of golf pro Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) with his Zen-like pronouncements ("A flute without holes is not a flute. And a donut without a hole is a Danish") and the improvised scene of Ty visiting Carl in his quarters

Dumb and Dumber (1994) The scene of Lloyd Christmas' (Jim Carrey) run out of an airport's jetway and flip onto the tarmac; the imbecilic Lloyd's sentimentally-happy response after pursuing married dream girl Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly) from Providence to Aspen in a customized sheep-dog van after she tells him that their chances are "one in a million" - "So you're saying there's a chance?!"; the sight of Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) and Lloyd in bright orange and powder blue tuxedos; also idiotic Lloyd's wild chopsocky fantasy in a restaurant, defending the honor of his dream date and culminating in ripping the heart out of a chef's chest; the excruciatingly-funny yet gross scene of Harry's extreme agony on the toilet while suffering a reaction to a large dose of a laxative put in his drink by Lloyd; and the famous scene in which brain-dead Harry exclaims: "Ooh, look, frost" to Mary as they ride on a ski-lift chair - and his tongue becomes fused to the frozen metal frame pole - and the hilarious scene as they pry him free while his tongue stretches elastically

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
The famous scene in which worldly Linda (Phoebe Cates) teaches girlfriend Stacy (Jennifer Jason Leigh) the finer points of performing oral sex - by demonstrating with a carrot in the cafeteria: ("There's nothing to it, it's so easy"); also the fantasy sequence of spaced-out, bleached-blonde California surfer/student Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn) being interviewed about surfing: ("Surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life. No hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, 'Hey bud, let's party! Ha, ha, ha"); and the scene of the often truant and tardy Jeff having pizza delivered into Mr. Hand's (Ray Walston) history class during a lecture, who is outraged and demands: ("Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?" - Spicoli's laid-back response: "Learning about Cuba, and having some food"); also the scene of Mr. Hand surprising Spicoli by calling on him at home while he is lying in bed and getting high (with his room decorated with Playboy centerfolds) - to discuss "in great detail the Davis Agreement, all the associated treaties, and the American Revolution in particular"

National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) 1962 Faber College's misfit, beer-bellied Delta fraternity member John "Bluto" Blutarsky's (John Belushi) slobbish and gross-out behavior (crushing beer cans on his head, piling up food on his cafeteria tray, slurping down a plate of jello, and his guess-what-I-am-impersonation of a zit when he punches his cheeks to send food in all directions ("I'm a zit. Geddit?")); also the scene in the cafeteria in which Bluto instigates a food fight, and his participation in a toga party, and his famous challenge to his fellow frat brothers: ("Did you say 'over'? Nothing is 'over' until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...It ain't over now. Cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go. Come on"); the winking 'peeping tom' scene of Bluto on a ladder at frat girl Mandy Pepperidge's (Mary Louise Weller) window; and the scene of a Playboy-reading young kid thanking God for a cheerleader catapulted into his room during the sabotaged homecoming parade

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) The always-clumsy and dim-brained Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) as he takes his family cross-country in a gigantic pea-green "Family Truckster" with a hiccupping engine to Wally World (when they run in slow-motion to the sounds of Chariots of Fire's theme, but it's closed for maintenance) - with all of their arduous misadventures, including getting lost in East St. Louis where their hubcaps are stolen, the gag about a vibrating bed, a parody of the shower scene in Psycho, Randy Quaid as long-suffering wife Ellen's (Beverly D'Angelo) beer-swilling, hayseed cousin Eddie who eats Hamburger Helper without the meat, the death of Aunt Edna (Imogene Coca) who is tied to the top of the station wagon, Clark's man-to-man talks with his son Rusty (Anthony Michael Hall) and his encounters with a flirtatious and tempting vixen (supermodel Christine Brinkley) in a passing red Ferrari and in a pool, and the sequence of holding the Wally World security guard (John Candy) hostage at gunpoint, and funny lines of dialogue: Eddie: "How do you like yours, Clark?" Clark: "Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside." Eddie: "No, I mean your bun" and Eddie's daughter bragging about French kissing: "Daddy says I'm the best at it"

Shrek (2001)
The opening scene of the ogre Shrek (voice of Mike Myers) bathing in mud, brushing his teeth with caterpillar goo, and using the outhouse; the character of the wisecracking, talkative sidekick Donkey (voice of Eddie Murphy); the scene of a mechanical Information Booth featuring a spoof of Disney's sugary It's a Small World (It's a Perfect Place) with vaguely sarcastic wooden puppets; Donkey's romance with the female fire-breathing Dragon; the scene of villainous Lord Farquaad's (voice of John Lithgow) torture of the Gingerbread Man on a cookie sheet; and Donkey's quip after Lord Farquaad is eaten by a dragon: "Celebrity marriages! They never last, do they?"

Shrek 2 (2004) The scene called KNIGHTS - a parody of the TV show COPS - culminating with Puss-in-Boots (voice of Antonio Banderas) caught possessing an illegal narcotic - catnip; and the many filmic, fairy tale, nursery rhyme, and other cultural references sprinkled throughout the film -- i.e., a parody of From Here to Eternity's beach scene (others include nods to Flashdance, The Sound of Music, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, Spider-Man, etc.); also the "Are we there yet?" scene with an extremely impatient Donkey (voice of Eddie Murphy) and the Hollywood/Beverly Hills-inspired town (with Farbucks and Old Knavery) of Far Far Away; the Academy Awards red-carpet parody, complete with Joan Rivers (as Herself); and Donkey and Puss-In-Boots' celebratory rendition of "Livin' La Vida Loca", in the popular blockbuster sequel

Toy Story (1995) The bedroom setting of a boy named Andy where classic toys come to life - including all the old favorites: Mr. Potato Head (voice of Don Rickles), Slinky Dog (voice of Jim Varney), Hamm the Pig (voice of John Ratzenberger) and Bo Peep (voice of Annie Potts); also the scene of Buzz Lightyear (voice of Tim Allen), heartbroken and delirious over finding out that he's only a toy, drunkenly insists: "You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!" while wearing a flowered hat, laughing maniacally

Toy Story 2 (1999) The parody scene spoofing The Empire Strikes Back (1980) in which a 'new' Buzz Lightyear (voice of Tim Allen) is confronted in an elevator shaft and told by arch-enemy nemesis Emperor Zurg (voice of Andrew Stanton): "I am your father", followed by Buzz's anguished scream: "Nooooo!" - later, 'new' Buzz happily tells the 'real' Buzz he's going to play catch with "Dad"

Wedding Crashers (2005) A bawdy R-rated film about two intrepid Washington DC bachelors and lifelong friends John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey (Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn) who invited themselves to nuptial receptions to pick up on women and bridesmaids (including one named Claire (Rachel McAdams) and her "stage-five clinger" sister Gloria (Isla Fisher)); the film also included the sped-up montage sequence of the two scammers seeking free love flopping around in bed with partly-clothed and naked women from weddings (including Rachel Sterling, Ivana Bozilovic and Diora Baird)

To name a few that I like....

Answer 2

Any scenes from Adam Sandler movies.

Whoa I just realized that one movie is called BRUCE Almighty and the other is EVAN Almighty. I didn't even think about that till now.

Answer 3

i am a pirates freak so for me the funniest would be:
in the 3rd where jack says rum is good, i love how he says it and when he says well we will throw him a lovely garden party and your not invited

in the 2nd when..
will gets out of the mill and starts falling all over the place cause he is so dizzy.

i have other fav movies, ace ventura gives me the most laughs, u dont have enough time for me to tell u all the funny parts in that movie.

Answer 4

well the funnies movies I've ever seen are No Time for Sergeants, Little Nicky, Dumb and Dumber, and Dumb and Dumberer (the prequel). pretty much anything with Jim Carey or Adam Sandler in it is gonna have tons of funny scenes.

Answer 5

Happens to be another Jim Carrey flick. In "Liar, Liar", when Carrey's character is forced to say what he thinks of one of the lead partners in a law firm in front of a conference room full of people, he is forced to be brutally honest. Once he sees it came off as hilarious banter, he continues and blasts everyone in the room w/their truest characteristics. Had me die laughing the first time I saw it.

Answer 6

Porkys -The principals office scene about the sketch artist and the incriminating mole.

Answer 7

Blessed be the cheese makers- Life of Brian

Answer 8

There are so many., One that comes to mind is in When Harry Met Sally, when Sally had the fake orgasm in front of Harry in a restaurant.

Answer 9

Life of Brian
Always look on the bright side of life
They are singing while being crucified

Answer 10

there's sooo many of them. can i give you two?

one is from 'monty python and the holy grail', when arthur and his knights were at the castle of guy de lombard, and the frenchman insulted them by saying all sorts of crazy stuff ("i fart in your general direction!" )and throws the cow at them ('run away!! run away!)

the second one i remember is from anchorman, when paul rudd wore that sex panther perfume, and everybody in the newsroom was gagging and puking, and someone said it was like indian food wrapped in a used diaper. they had to hose him down cause it was so baaad.

Answer 11

The "Be Prepared" scene from Hoodwinked.