2007-06-05 09:17:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
SOAK IT WITH BBQ FLUID LIGHT IT AND ROAST SOME MARSHMELLOWS!
2007-06-05 09:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a Mexican sombreo on it and take it to the southern border and have it hold a big sign that says "Bienvenidos a los Estados Unidos de America"
2007-06-05 16:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by The Dest 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teach it to love and renounce its evil warmongering ways.
And for chrissakes, keep it away from the liquor cabinet!
2007-06-05 16:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by I'll Take That One! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit it in a chair in your living room and talk to it.
2007-06-05 16:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by Sean 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salute it and wish that you were as important as the real President Bush.
2007-06-05 16:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
If it's non-flammable you can rent it out for demonstrations.
2007-06-05 16:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by Rja 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all you might want to clean off your lipstick stains...
....that's just disturbing....
2007-06-05 16:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by u_bin_called 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
build a temple and adore it on Sundays
2007-06-05 16:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by sea link 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try to talk some sense into it!
and if it doesn't listen then BURN IT!
2007-06-05 16:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a fireplace? ~
Sell it on eBay!
2007-06-05 16:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋