GUYS: maybe you can answer this?

Question

My boss just took the scissors into the bathroom with him, then brought them back where they were. (eew, i use them) Do you have an idea of why?? Sometimes he goes in there and will be in there for like 15 mins. I'll here like 3 flushes. I know hes not 'pooping' (for lack of a better word) because it doesnt stink when I go in there right after (got a hyper bladder). I dont think he's really playing with himself because he's 70. So do any guys, or girls too I guess, have a logical answer, it bugs me, especially the scissors thing.

Answer 1

maybe the hole in the handle of the scissors? or maybe he is neutering himseslf.

Answer 2

I've been studying how cancers form and progress recently and they are far too complicated a disease for medical science as it is to outright cure. However, medical professionals seek to cure the individual rather than focus on a 'cure for cancer' as cancers are highly variable between types and between people. Some cancers share commonalities which could potentially be exploited for a common cure, but that is a while away yet. Some STDs can be cured on an individual level with a full course of antibiotics, others are resistant to the types of antibiotics in use at the moment. Don't know too much about mental illness, but some can be cured or at least kept in line by correcting chemical/nutritional imbalances in the brain.

Answer 3

you should hide the scissors and see if he asks for them then goes in the bathroom right after. that way u know he's doing something (Lord knows what) with the scissors. your boss is very strange, but as long as he isn't doing something illegal and you're still getting paid, don't worry about it too much.

Answer 4

Sounds like he's trimming his hair.

Answer 5

Perhaps he clips coupons from the paper. Older folks often have less money....

Answer 6

He's trimming his pubes.

Answer 7

Maybe he is trimming up "down there".

You should ask him....

Answer 8

cutting his pubes