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fat thighes, small breasts, and left wings!

2007-06-05 03:18:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

12 answers

Oooh, bet you'll get reported for this one! They deleted my Q which read: "Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took
$20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another
homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.
She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20.
She kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless
person $5...!

Now, do you understand the difference? "

I am protesting--I think a little levity is needed FREQUENTLY in this section--but how knows.

You rOcK Paul!

2007-06-05 06:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by Cherie 6 · 3 2

lol. That is funny, but inaccurate. Hillary looks good for a 60 year old, and is actually a right wing Democrat. And I thought the Democrats ate salad for lunch

2007-06-05 03:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

Lots of Conservative Republicans will be flocking to KFC today for their Republican specials, Fat posteriors, big mouths, right wings and chicken-poop questions.

I think Hillary is beautiful. She has a nice pair of soft, round, beautiful eyes.

2007-06-05 03:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by Darth Vader 6 · 4 3

Does that come with a side of Bill's "Special" Sauce?

Edit: West if you think Hillary looks good, you must have some low standards...Hillary is the type of woman you would have to have been stationed in Korea for at least 8 months to find her attractive...where I am from, she is what we call a "Sea Hag"

2007-06-05 03:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 6

Women from the Midwest seem to have this body characteristic use to call them good child bearing stock . Hillary did not bring forth enough fruit .
Bill liked to have his seed swallowed and as all christians know the bible speaks against this practice as a sin .

2007-06-05 03:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6 5

I prefer large, juicy breasts and some fiiiiine legs.

The Repub special at KFC is greasy chicken butts and brown rice!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-05 03:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 4

That's funny. But actually the other side has fat chest, skinny thighs and right wings.

2007-06-05 03:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 7

haha

2007-06-05 04:33:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

to escape the hot air coming tonight from New Hampshire

2007-06-05 03:22:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 6

Originality would be good. Very old joke.

2007-06-05 03:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 5

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