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2007-06-05 03:10:59 · 25 answers · asked by Yahoo Man 1 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

I'll give her a week!

2007-06-05 03:15:16 · update #1

25 answers

I got wind of a few sinister plans to break Paris out. I heard that dumb mother of hers is going to bake a cake with a file in and bring it to her later this week. I guess Nicky has been watching old episodes of "The Dukes of Hazzard" and she got an idea. If the file-in-the-cake doesn't work Nicky's going to tie a big rope around the window bars and rip it off with a big truck. Nicole Richie also has a plan. Since she's skinny enough to slip through all the bars she's going to sneak in a wig, those glasses with the fake nose and a prison guard uniform for Paris.

2007-06-05 15:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 1 1

Paris Hilton freaked out a day later. But as we are speaking she is in a medical ward of prison.

2007-06-09 14:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ann Marie 2 · 1 0

She won't escape, but she'll come out looking like HELL from crying the whole time. She'll probably need a lot of plastic surgery. Do you people really have such boring lives that you actually care about that no talent whatever she is?

2007-06-09 18:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by jrg8smn_2000 3 · 1 0

I agree with George-after the public reaction to her brief 3 days release-she will do her time-

Elaine, they give 1 day off for every 4 of good behavior to everyone so she isn't being treated special in that regard.

2007-06-12 23:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0 0

She can't escape from jail, but I'll bet she'll get time off for good behavior. Her sentence was already cut in half for good behavior before she went to jail. Ah! Isn't it great to be rich and famous?

2007-06-05 03:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0 1

If I have been Paris and wealthy, i could do my time, pass out the rustic, supply up my citizenship and hire somebody to take out the choose who sentenced me while he's a nursing homestead approximately waiting to die.

2016-11-05 00:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Well, I guess if her money can't talk, she'll be sure to squawk...just give it a little time. I bet first they'll take her out of there and put her in a hospital ward or something and from there she find her way home just like any other alley cat that gets lost.

2007-06-11 08:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by Gipper 6 · 1 1

I do not think that she will try to escape. Her sentence was reduced to 23 days, so I think she will just serve it out and not risk getting into any more trouble.

2007-06-05 03:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1 0

shoot her legs for good if she attempt any escape
and add 2 weeks to her sentence every time she tries to escape

2007-06-13 01:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by heykzzz 2 · 0 0

she has already freaked out. but she won't escape, it would be bad publicity

2007-06-11 09:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by joanna441989 2 · 1 0

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