He sits in the middle of the garden, void of cucumbers (he ate them all), deeply burrowed by him, because he was solitary, and howls all the night! He said that the solitude and the present condition of the garden renders him to it! What should I do? It is not possible to sleep.
2007-06-05 02:05:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The neighbours complain, too, though it is not my Aardvark, he just ruined my cucumber garden; but as I told them, what if they were in his place? If they were all solitary, and the only entertainment available was burrowing someone else's garden, wouldn't they howl?
2007-06-05 02:07:02 · update #1
To eat the cucumbers from a stranger's garden, to ignore that ants and termites that are one's true dietary destiny. These, then are the days of an aarvarks life.
To howl is to Live.
2007-06-05 02:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by chocolahoma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Solitary Aardvark howls at the moon would be a really good name for a rock band.
2007-06-05 02:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cucumber eating Aardvark? How interesting. I think the only solution is to find another Aardvark to keep him/her company. Make sure to get opposite sex.
2007-06-05 02:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Moondog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you aardvarks, make aardvark stew.
2007-06-05 02:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by jjayferg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get the aardvark an oompa loompa to play with...no that's just silly...plant radishes next time
2007-06-05 02:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by SweetieGoat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard aardvarks are delicious .
2007-06-05 02:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The medication is in the bathroom cupboard.
Everything's going to be okay.
2007-06-05 02:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ivgo for what girl said the first one
2007-06-12 18:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just wait... the cukes will make it gassy... and then your neighbors will get their payback soon enuf...LOL.....
2007-06-05 02:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by Barack_O' Llama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋