The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
On scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
Known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
said, "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
2007-06-05 01:58:26 · 50 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did this make you go;
1. LMAO, thanks Je♥n
2. Smile, nothing special
3. Old news, heard it before.
4. Don't quit your day job hon.
5. Waste of my bloody time.
2007-06-05 02:01:26 · update #1
OMG 5 definately....that was great and cooming from a woman here who has a blonde moment most every day..I say yeah a man joke....great.
2007-06-05 02:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-05 02:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-05 02:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-05 02:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by BeLiZe Gyal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-05 02:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-05 02:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by shelley a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4.
Doesn't really work as a "blonde guy" joke, because there is no precedent for blonde guys being stereotypically dumb or anything. Besides, I think the joke was originally told as a slur against Polish people.
Also, pausing before the punchline to let everyone know "(Oh this is GOOD!!)" isn't usually the best way to get a laugh out of someone. BTB -- as I've said already -- it wasn't that good.
2007-06-05 02:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by RedneckBarn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a good joke no doubt but not very high-ranking. It would have been better ended this way for greater impact
The Mexican opened his lunch box and sa w the usual fare inside. He looked below at his colleague down there and in a sheepish voice said,
"Sorry,guys, I cannot join.For I make my own lunch.And I do not know to make nothing else."
2007-06-05 02:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'l give it a five.
What I found the funnier is the thought that tacos, enchiladas and burritos were so much different.
Dumb is, after all, doing the same thing over and over again, while expecting a different outcome.
Make up some more! :)
2007-06-05 02:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not that good... and I have heard it before using a Irishman, Mexican and a Newfoundlander.... I'll give it a 3
2007-06-05 02:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋