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2007-06-05 00:52:54 · 15 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I'll try to answer you all (if it's within my doctorly powers).

2007-06-05 01:00:24 · update #1

Piglet: Ask Dear Liza - she was so good with Henry's bucket ...
Chillipope - The one who tells you what you want to hear ...
Vivalegas: Either go on a diet or give birth.
Tottiepeel - Pull yourself together!
Bogwoppit: Give that closet to a charity shop. The customer's pay peanuts for it anyway ...
Buk: You won't need to - your wall is getting weaker ...
Michael d: Use weedkiller - and plenty of it.
Suzanne: It's over there >>>>>

2007-06-05 01:11:35 · update #2

Queenfairy1: Yes, but then there's no point in wanting something you've already got!
Jugglermatt1: Nothing wrong with you. It doesn't make sense to ME either!
Princeofthedragons: *scratch/juggle/scratch* There now. Feel better? I do!
noTpoOdLE: Not anymore - ta DA!
cc: See your dentist - he can fit a clamp.
Ivan S: Force yourself, man!

2007-06-05 04:58:11 · update #3

Oh dear, such a lot of problems. I might have to hold this clinic again next week.

2007-06-05 05:02:06 · update #4

Sharky: I'd better sign you up to my Jealousy Management course immediately.

2007-06-05 12:01:08 · update #5

15 answers

there's this old tramp with a really smelly green hat that continually hangs around my area getting in the way and asking for money all the time, last week i think he stole the sausages of my window ledge and he really smells of wee....... what is the best kind of trap to use, i don't want to harm him really but was thinking maybe if i caught him i could release him painlessly somewhere else.....?

2007-06-05 11:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 1 0

I saw a long lost lover from Liverpool gently row row rowing his boat down the Mersey,and something about it didn't make sense

2007-06-05 08:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by jugglermatt1 3 · 1 0

Dear Doctor... how do I stop myself opening my big stupid mouth and upsetting the one person I should want to keep happy?

2007-06-05 08:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by cc 6 · 0 0

My knuckles seem to bleed when I punch the wall in frustration.
How do I strengthen my knuckles?

2007-06-05 08:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm terrified of the evil monkey in my closet.

2007-06-05 07:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 1 0

I am feeling , " in the mood" all day long everyday, and have no partner at this time.
could it be that you want what you can't have!♥j

2007-06-05 08:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 1 0

I hear voices, telling me what to do - which one do I listen to ?

2007-06-05 07:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by chillipope 7 · 2 0

well I feel like a pair of curtains doc,what do you suggest..?

2007-06-05 07:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Have not had sex in seven years!

2007-06-05 09:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 0 0

Well...um..you see it's like this. You're still dressed! ;)

2007-06-05 08:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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