A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying son of a b1tch. told you I was speeding, too!
2007-06-04 22:58:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
absolute quality really liked it 5* man
2007-06-05 01:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by dan d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-05 04:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had only heard this one yesterday, I could have used it on the damn cop who gave me 3 tickets!
2016-05-17 06:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! As a joke that was very funny…LMAO!!! Don't try that for real! The cops have a way with smart Alecs, you don't want to know about!
2007-06-05 00:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it. I had a friend who was a cop I tried it on, but he had heard the joke to so it didn't work.
2007-06-04 23:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've seen this one before, but it's still funny.
2007-06-04 23:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent I'm going to have to do this when i next get stopped
2007-06-05 03:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol thats really funny!!xx
have a *!! hehe
2007-06-05 00:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a lying b@st@rd give him a desk job
2007-06-04 23:56:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
heheh very funny LOL
LOL
I just can't stop laughin
2007-06-04 23:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋