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Question

It's about 2 o'clock ,and you know how things look in a bar about two o'clock.. well there's a panda bear and a prostitute sitting together, and the woman asks if he would like to go home with her.. the panda bear looks her over and says sure.. so they go to her place they have a good time and the panda bear gets up to leave, when the prostitute yells ,"where do you think you're going?" the panda bear answers that he is going home, the woman then explains that she is a prostitute and the panda bear answers that he knows but he is a panda bear.. they can't see eye to eye on it so they decide to look it up in WEBSTER's ... they look up prostitute: a woman that gets paid for sexual favors, the panda bear answers that yes he knew that, now look up panda bear: a black and white bear that eats bushes and leaves.

Answer 1

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 2

1.In your opinion, who do you think is the coolest Male anime character? - Specifically the "coolest?" ..Mello. He's badass. Look at how he rocks those leather pants and Goldilocks hair, yet he's a mafia boss? Huge facial scar? Big gun? C'mon, that's cool. 2. In your opinion again, Who is the bestest/coolest Female anime character? - But there's such a big difference between best and coolest! I don't think I consider any character "best," but as for cool, I guess I'd choose Jessie from Team Rocket. Okay, she and James are goofy screw-ups, but she's still sometimes "cool.." She's got cool boots, anyway.. 3. What do you think is the best or the most popular anime? - Best? Pokemon, which is sheer opinion. My affection for it has endured over a decade, giving it the top rank. Most popular? I have no idea. At Anime Boston this weekend, the most common cosplays were of the SoS Brigade from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, so I guess that must be pretty damn popular around here. 4. What is the best anime of all time? - I have no such opinion. 5. Last, If you could be an anime character then, who would you be? - Matt.

Answer 3

lmao.. quite funny... hahahaha

good one.. thanx for the laugh


have you heard the other version? it goes like this :-

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waitor dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich."

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA. Look it up!".

The bartender opens his dictionary to "panda" and reads: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asia origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Answer 4

A joke:

Little Johnny and Suzie were walking home from school after their first sex education class, when Suzie said that one thing she didn't understand about it all was, "What is a penis?"
Little Johnny said he didn't know either, but would ask his father that night, because his father "Knew everything." That night, when Johnny's father came home from work, Little Johnny asked, "Dad, what's a penis?"

Johnny's father led him into the bedroom, where Johnny's father dropped his trousers, pointed down, and said, "That, Johnny, is a penis." He then looked down at it and added, "In fact, that's what I would call a PERFECT penis!" Little Johnny was impressed, thanked his father for explaining it, and ran out to play. The next morning, Little Johnny and Suzie were walking to school when Johnny proudly announced that he knew what a penis is. Suzie wanted to know, so Johnny led her around behind a bush, dropped his trousers, pointed down, and announced, "That, Suzie, is a penis." He looked down at it and added, "In fact, if it was just 3 inches shorter, it would be a PERFECT penis!!!"

Answer 5

Heard this one before, but I love it!