Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking. Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks 4 Sale." He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck. The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, "Pullets 4 Sale." The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so watch out." So the doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way. Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "A**es 4 Sale." So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An a** is a donkey," the farmer repied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If he gets scared, he'll sit down and won't move until you scratch his belly." The doctor thanked this farmer and turned around to head home. Well, in the road was a broken bottle and the doctor's truck ran over it. Pop!!!! The sound made the cock and pullet started to fight and the donkey sat on the spare tire. A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor needed help. The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied, "Yes, I need help. Will you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my a**???"
2007-06-04 21:05:36 · 10 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
c0ck (rooster) & @s$( donkey),,hhahahaha,,,double meaning,,, cool
2007-06-04 21:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by answerboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-10 13:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. He needed HELP! LOL.
It's an Oldie, but still a Goodie! LOL.
2007-06-05 01:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
2007-06-04 21:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was hilarious; now he would get a slap from that lady
2007-06-04 21:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an old one, but still a good one.
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2007-06-04 21:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed a few minutes....lol....good job!
2007-06-04 21:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by sk8ter_girl_of07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. hilarious.. it sounded like.. "will you hold my c0ck and pull it while i scratch my @$$" omg!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-06-04 21:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-06-04 21:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-04 21:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋