Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"
2007-06-04 19:44:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Give me the name of the book from where u get all the jokes.
TRY TO WRITE SHORTER JOKES IT WILL MAKE A GOOD SENSE.
2007-06-04 23:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke? If it is, what's the joke anyway?
Even if it can be called a "joke", it is a very, very sick joke - the product of the imagination of a sick, male chauvinist pig.
I think it is extremely rude to joke about anybody's disabilities and weaknesses, real or presumed.
Besides, I don't like to read about a girl being hurt or put to death, even in a joke.
2007-06-05 14:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by yadu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember when we were about 12 years old on school camp and we all had to get up and do a little act, some of the boys acted this joke. Funny that I remembered that! Ah... good memories!
Thanks. :)
2007-06-05 03:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. I haven't heard a good joke in a long time.
2007-06-05 02:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Her Majesty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again a good one
your blondes are really entertaining us
2007-06-05 02:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. thats one of the best blonde jokes
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-06-05 02:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, its very nice, but tell me , where did u get them from? Post some more!
2007-06-05 03:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by Cool 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good old joke... But nice to read it again and again...
2007-06-05 03:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Naveen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up. U r all blessed as u make someone laughing.*
2007-06-05 05:47:33 · answer #9 · answered by tdrajagopal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey d jokez r really hilarious n coollllll
2007-06-05 14:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Riya M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋