Honor Thy Brother
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.Their mother seeing the opportunity for a moral lesson, said, "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."
For The Kids...
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me,
neither"!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life!
2007-06-04 19:38:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Thanks for all the lovely jokes you have posted today. I loved them all!!!
2007-06-04 19:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You seem to be a fun loving person. Great there are very few people around who try to make others happy, as today people want to give sorrows to there loved ones. But really you made my day .
God bless you and be as you are and try to write and ask more and more jokes and add one more feather to your cap.
2007-06-05 03:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them, good! Right down to knight life!
2007-06-05 10:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes
if there were more jesus around, life would be easier and pleasant for all of us.
2007-06-05 02:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a gooooooooooood yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy one .
i liked ur idea of sharing happyness . good man keep it up <7 up>.
2007-06-05 05:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by amit b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
2007-06-05 02:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by prince 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Jokes...
Keep posting...
2007-06-05 03:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Naveen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny 10/10!!!! I like the 2.
2007-06-05 02:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the best.* Great time.
2007-06-05 05:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by tdrajagopal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl.. those are quite hilarious.. loved them
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
good ones.. thanx for sharing
2007-06-05 02:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg the second and third ones are hilarious!
2007-06-05 02:42:02 · answer #11 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋