A Blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the Blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The Blonde nods and answers, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asks the doctor. "No", replied the Blonde, "From skipping".
2007-06-04 19:13:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-06-04 19:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it was a good one and the cute blonde has made all of us laugh
2007-06-04 19:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See if you like this one:
A blonde's car breaks down so she takes it to the garage.
A bloke fixes it while she watches and she asks: "What's the problem?"
"Just cr@p in the carburretor," says the mechanic.
"How often do I do that?" comes the reply.
Yours was very good, Thank you .lol.
2007-06-05 02:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2007-06-04 19:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about to skip: good that I did'nt, I got to read the good joke!
2007-06-05 03:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im almost laughing if i get the 'from skipping' part. :i
how did she skip exactly......... OHHHHH she freaking hopped around a whole day!!
aaaaahahahahahah!!!
2007-06-05 08:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-06-05 22:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by vampire A.M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..thank you
2007-06-04 19:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by jst4pat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah!
Nice one!
It made me chuckle and smile and I still am!
SUPER!
There goes another star for another good joke!
ENJOY!
(I'm still chuckling)
2007-06-04 19:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. You made us smile.*
2007-06-04 22:51:07 · answer #10 · answered by tdrajagopal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋