2007-06-04 18:25:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I used to do what George Carlin called the "One Cheek Sneak"!
2007-06-04 18:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by Champion of Knowledge 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My donkey says:
"You ever ride a donkey or horse? Ventillation is quite normal, even if you eat straw.
Grow up, you smarty burro!"
Blessings, Balaam
2007-06-05 01:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea! me and my friend always have farting competitions to send all our church mates running away!
2007-06-05 01:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by sylll 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tried to hold it in; those wooden pews really amplify farts.
2007-06-05 01:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I was little and forced to go to church with relatives, I used to do "drive-by"s all the time.
Why do you think they're called "PEW"s?
2007-06-05 01:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Couldnt tell you, i wont go into a church. They're evil and brainwash people.
2007-06-05 01:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by floryjr 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
uh, uh, um, uh, uh, um......no. You're not funny.
2007-06-05 05:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋