A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman patient for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told the woman to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
2007-06-04 17:08:57 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!!a superb end!!you earn my star.
now can you help me stop laughing?
NO,dont.just kidding.
keep me laughing by sending me those jokes of yours.
Believe me,they really are hilarious.
2007-06-10 02:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha is that a true story probably is but it makes a great joke 10/10 thats what i'll end up doing if i have a girl
2007-06-04 17:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Russell J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job grandma, just gave me an idea!
2007-06-11 06:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by terrylynn420 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-06-04 17:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by Renee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if it would work for my 17 year old niece??
2007-06-04 17:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh my u dont need 2 no anymore doc trust me u dont
2007-06-04 17:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-06-11 11:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...is that your grandma???
2007-06-04 17:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by M J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave grammas pills alone..trust me
2007-06-04 17:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh i love it....sending it on to my grandmother thanks for the early morning wake up :)
2007-06-11 10:47:28 · answer #10 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋