Roll CALL........who here has a good sense of humor?

Question

skylar....aw poor baby...you are loved and you know it!

Answer 1

Well your mom thought I had a good sense of humor last night. ohhhhhhhh

Answer 2

The ones I have as contacts are full of humor and it is far from dry. At least your questions posted, every time I ask a question about Canadians, Yahoo will not even post them. Some do have a good sense of humor about themselves and a few don't. They are no different from any other nationality or social group on here.

Answer 3

Jesus was...

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Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on the subject of the ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. One by one they offered their evidence

Jesus was Mexican -

1. His name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities


But then there were equally good arguments that...


Jesus was black -

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial


But then there were equally good arguments that...


Jesus was Jewish -

1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he
was God

But then there were equally good arguments that...


Jesus was Italian -

1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil


But then there were equally good arguments that...

Jesus was Californian -

1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion


But then there were equally good arguments that...


Jesus was Irish -

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures


But perhaps the most compelling evidence...


Jesus was a woman -

1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice
2. Men didn't understand her
3. Even when dead, she arose to complete her work

Answer 4

Present.

Answer 5

You dont think I i do well check this out

God was walking around with St. Peter in heaven talking about taking a vacation but did not know where to go. St. Peter says "How about Pluto?" God says "Nah, too cold." St. Peter says "OK how about Mercury?" God replies "Nah, too hot." St. Peter thinking says "How about Earth?" God said, "Are you kidding?" St. Peter asks, "What’s the problem?" God replies "I went on vacation to Earth about 2,000 years ago knocked up this chick and they’re still talking about it."

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh, yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you **** on its head.

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in a Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunken man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, "No use knocking, pal. There's no paper here either"

An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"


Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

Answer 6

LOLOLOLOL------
I believe God has an infinite sense of humour, You should see some of the ridiculous places He's put me, and some of the strange turns and funny outcomes He's arranged for my most serious choices, I've learned to laugh along with Him and not take things or myself too seriously. ;>}

In practice confessions they'd tell me, "Good job Father, but perhaps a little more tsk! tsk! tsk! and a little less Oh really!, Tell me more!"

Answer 7

I think life is funny. My dad always said if there was a god, and he met him, god would say, It was a joke! A big freakin Joke! My sense of humor is a bit dark at times. I love stand up comedians.

Answer 8

I think I do :)

I tend to prefer bizarre, quirky little moments over actual jokes. Sometimes the smallest most insignificant thing will send me into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. I love when that happens :)

Answer 9

I have a great sense of humor i love jokes and comedians and i have millions of comedians on CD

Answer 10

I do...I think...well sometimes it's a bad since of humor and occasionally a retarded since of humor, but always on humor even when I'm serious.

Answer 11

I have been told I have a sense of humor. So many, not enough time.