A woman walked into a parlor and asked the tattoo artist to give her 2 tattoos. She tells him " I want a picture of a turkey on my inner left thigh and then a picture of a christmas tree on my inner right" The tattoo artist all confused said " ok but do u mind me asking you why?" The woman soon replied "My husband is always complaining there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
2007-06-04 15:51:07 · 19 answers · asked by I love my baby boy!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*chuckles* That was funny! Good joke! Adult humor that most 'kids' won't get ;)
2007-06-04 16:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by Tammy Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2016-04-01 02:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was sooo funny and i needed a laugh too!!! 10/10 plus a star!!!
2007-06-04 16:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by none 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Perverted, but pretty funny
2007-06-04 16:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny good one 10/10
2007-06-04 16:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by Russell J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cruder the joke the longer it stays in me memory, so that one will be around long time. Thx
2007-06-04 16:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahha nasty but funny lol
my friend always told me sumthing like dat but it goes
one leg is thanksgiving n da other is christmas so can i visit u between da holidays
p.s. its a boy
2007-06-04 15:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL dirty and funny, ya hit both the neccesities
2007-06-04 16:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as hell. Thats a good one!
2007-06-04 15:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by ~~052702~~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 15:56:24 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋