A McDonald's love story...
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
2007-06-04 15:41:21 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything."
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered,
"THE TEETH"
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2007-06-04 15:41:56 · update #1
Star it if it made you laugh....!
2007-06-04 15:43:20 · update #2
Nice ... it made me smile :) ... Here is a star
Here is one for you, Why is the giraffe's neck too long ?
Because her head is too far :)
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2007-06-05 04:06:56 · answer #1 · answered by Me 4 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Yes what a touching story
2016-04-01 02:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such a cute story!! It made me smile. I starred the question...even though it wasn't really a question!! It's sweet how the couple shared everything, but the part about the teeth is kinda gross!!
2007-06-04 15:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, i like the...
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that was a nice touch.
For some reason i thought this joke was gonna go some where creepy.
There is an old couple down the street from me that goes in their old little red ranchero every morning to McD's, I hope they each have their own teeth, yuck.
2007-06-04 16:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Such a beautiful love story...it could be funny but it has depth.
Sharing your life for 60 years to one person is no easy thing..alot of up and downs.
With these life shared together all the hardships they went thru, what is sharing a teeth...! Gosh...the kind of life one loving couple will want to live and envision for their life....!
PERFECT......!!!!
2007-06-06 19:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by Bubble 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I spit out all my coffee at work. I got the attention of everyone in the office. They all read this joke and loved it so I had to star it and let you know that you are my first and only one I ever starred!!!!!!! Keep up the good jokes.
2007-06-11 08:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by Kayla M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-06-11 06:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by stevemobile@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one..this really happened to my elderly aunt, she went into mcdonalds and ordered a fish sandwitch..took a bite and looked down and her teeth was smiling at her from the sandwitch
2007-06-12 03:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by judy c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a few more stars :-)
Wish they counted But have them anyway because that was sweet and funny!
2007-06-12 14:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by Linda B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww, that's a cute joke! It was funny! It took me about 3 seconds to get it but I love it!*****
2007-06-04 16:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Roxamillion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 10/10 you get a star
2007-06-04 16:49:37 · answer #11 · answered by Russell J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋