1. Conversation of 2 arrogants—
Thomas: My dog is brilliant! He hands me the newspaper every morning.
Dave: I know.
Tomas: Huh? How did you know?
Dave: My dog told me.
2. Josh: I dream of earning $5,000 monthly like my dad.
Rick: Woah! You’re dad is earning that much a month?
Josh: Nope. He dreams of that too.
3. Doctor: You’ve a few days left, Bob.
Bob: But…Is there any hope? What shall I do?
Doctor: Just marry the ugly and ******.
Bob: Why? Will that make me well?
Doctor: No. That’ll make you wish you’d rather be dead.
4. Lino: Dude, what’s the difference between H2O and CO2?
Joe: What the..!?! You don’t know!?! H2O is water! CO2….
…is cold water.
5. Wife: I can’t stand this anymore! We fight just everyday! I’d better leave this house.
Husband: Me too, I’m sick of this life. I’d better go with you.
6. Son: Dad, my teacher wanted to know your occupation.
Dad: Tell her, I’m a Cardiologist.
Son: What’s a cardiologist, Dad?
Dad: The one who fixed the car radio.
7. Scott: Why a long-face?
Harry: My sister is mad on me.
Scott: And why is that?
Harry: I forgot her birthday…
Scott: Just that?! Just ‘coz you’ve forgot her birthday she’s mad on you?!
Harry: Dude, we’re twins.
8. Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir?
Sir: What are my choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No.
9. Advantage and disadvantage of having a wife/husband
ADVANTAGE: When you need him/her, he’s/she’s there.
DISADVANTAGE: When you don’t want him/her, he’s/she’s still there.
10. 2 little boys are bragging about their fathers.
Little Johnny: My dad is amazing! You know the Pacific Ocean? He’s the one who dug it!
Little Junnie: Well, my dad is more amazing. You know the Dead Sea?
Little Johnny: Sure thing.
Little Junnie: My dad’s the one who killed it.
11. Two basketball buddies is excited to know if they’re fave sport is being played in Heaven. They’ve agreed that whomever die first should get back to the other friend to confirm that they really have basketball Up. Jake died first. One night, Rod though he heard Jake’s voice.
Rod: Is that you, Jake?
Jake: Yeah, dude.
Rod: (excited) So, do they play basketball up there?
Jake: Got good and bad news. Good news is.. we play basketball Up there. Bad news is...we’re up against your team tomorrow.
Don't forget the STAR, if it made you smile (c'mon! i know you did^_* )! Thanks! Have a nice day!
2007-06-04 15:28:27 · 23 answers · asked by don't funk with my heart 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG
I -accidentally-
Clicked on the star button!
Good job! :-)
2007-06-11 02:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job girl i love it somuch this is the most funniest joke that i had ever heard in my life and high 5 girl because you rocks and thanks for the laugh because you really did nail this one lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star because i really do love your joke girl and take care.
2007-06-04 16:39:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have only four letters 2 tell u
S T A R
2007-06-04 15:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give u a star for a best answer i don't really care about getting stars
2016-04-01 02:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great jokes heres a star
2007-06-04 16:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by Russell J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only number five was HILARIOUS!
2016-06-14 10:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by ThatGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my fav is number #7... u already have a to many stars... but MAYbe ill give u one..... jk, thx for the laughs :) - and the points!!
2007-06-04 16:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny jokes. Good ones! lol!
2007-06-04 15:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
graet jokes again. Keep em coming girl.
2007-06-05 00:45:56 · answer #9 · answered by emma13583 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get star for effort, and one sheltered smile.
2007-06-04 15:44:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋