A man was invited to his bosses house for supper.He was very anxious to make a good impression.Much to his distress he got a very bad case of gas the night of the supper.
As he sat eating and making conversation his gas got worse and worse until,much to his horror he farted very loudly.
"Spot!" ,snapped the boss's wife.
"Oh wow!", thought the man. She doesn't realize that it was me. She thinks it's the dog!
As he was very much more relaxed by this thought, it wasn't long before another fart slipped out. "Spot!", said the woman again. The man, feeling perfectly satisfied that the woman didn't realize that it was him, gave one last glorious, triumphant fart! "Spot!" the woman said irritably, "Get out from behind his chair before he poops all over you!"
2007-06-04 14:19:03 · 15 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lmfho one good fart joke deserves another: why do farts smell? for the benefit of people that cant hear them!!!
2007-06-04 14:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Toms Dinner by Suzanne Vega. If the part you remember is a part in Fall Out Boys "Centuries" then that is the song you're looking for, as I have for some time myself lol!
2016-05-21 07:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by rachael 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha.
We heard this at like a camp thing we went for with the school but I'm pretty sure the guy said this happened to him!
2007-06-04 14:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by MOVED! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 14:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha gummy bears haha
2007-06-04 14:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good you get a star
2007-06-04 14:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice very nice one
2007-06-04 14:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thank you for brightening my day. that was very funny!!!!
you deserve a star!!!
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FUNNY!!!
2007-06-04 16:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious lol
2007-06-04 14:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good..
2007-06-08 12:40:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋