A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the
condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner
with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm going to
get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd
better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down
to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the
blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his
head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over
and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans
over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2007-06-04 14:12:06 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got it from www.jokepier.com in the "Whatever" section
2007-06-04 14:20:13 · update #1
heard b4 but you still get a star
2007-06-04 14:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clearly, you are a christian that has experienced the stupidity of a fellow chrisitan. You know the difference between the two, so perhaps you're fishing for specific responses. My response is simple, the religion matters a lot less than the individual. Even though I am not a believer of any faith I know good and people of several different faiths, and even of no faith. It all boils down to the individual, and how that individual is perceived can easily be blanketed across all similar people by people who are different, be it religions, cultures, nationalities, skin color, ethnicity, social or economic class, whatever.
2016-04-01 02:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Rosa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny. 8/10.
2007-06-04 14:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the question here specifically? Reminds me of those Zen masters with their sort of riddles
2007-06-04 14:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Yuri ^_^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe.....lol thas really funny. Kudos, congrats, well done. Where did u get that?
2007-06-04 14:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it it's kind of old now
2007-06-04 14:26:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. thank youvery much for brightening my day!!!
you have just earned yourself a star!!! *
FUNNY!!!
2007-06-04 16:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-06-04 14:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-06-04 14:19:28 · answer #9 · answered by Kell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!!:)
2007-06-04 14:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by aisha_rachel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋