There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,
''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse you got their sir,
did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put
the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.
2007-06-04 14:06:09 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i love tht. sounds like a smart @$$ thing id say =P
2007-06-04 14:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Oughta be pinned to the bulletin board of every police station in the country. Sometimes some of these cocky officers we've got out there running around need to be put in their place.
2016-05-21 06:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by jeri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! 10!
2007-06-04 14:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-06-04 14:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Kell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-06-04 14:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch... sounds like something my little sister would say tho...smart @$$es..lol
great joke
2007-06-04 18:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by cookiecaller101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!!
2007-06-04 14:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋