A woman was a huge fan of Clint Black and Kenny Chesney and wanted to prove her devotion by getting a tattoo of one of them but couldn't decide which.
The tattoo artist said she should get one of both , one on the side of each buttock . So she quickly agreed to that and a few days later she decided to show her husband.
Taking her from behind , he peered down at the new pieces of art staring up at him .
"well what do you think of them, honey?" she asked . "Can you guess who they are ?"
The man looked down again and took a closer look.
"Well, I'm not really sure....the one on the left looks Kenny Chesney and the one to the right looks kind of like Clint Black
.... but who is the one in the center of them with the long beard and bad breath ? ...Why that must be Willie Nelson. "
2007-06-04 13:24:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very good joke thank you.I,am a country girl ** loves jokes like that.4-stars for that joke.
2007-06-04 14:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the country girl wants to be a country lady some day, I'd stay away from tattoos. How about getting a favourite quote or graphic engraved on a precious metal bracelet or locket instead - that way you can wear it all the time if you want, and everyone can see it - BUT if you don't feel like it ten or twenty years down the track, you can tuck it away with your treasures.
2016-04-01 02:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Willie Nelson and his breath is probably because he is old. Joke isn't even funny.
2007-06-04 13:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2007-06-04 13:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. Didn't see that one coming.
2007-06-04 13:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 15:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats dumb but funny kinda
2007-06-04 13:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by danika 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funniest one that I have read in 2 days
2007-06-04 13:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny, I got a slight te-he out of it
2007-06-04 13:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-06-04 15:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋