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NOW MAYBE YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW SILLY YOU SOUND

1. Evolution is a fact because we're here

2. The proof that monkeys and humans have a common ancestry is human's existence

3. I know God is fake because I feel it in my heart

4. Christians have to be evil because they need a book to tell them not to be evil

5. How could you believe in God? IT'S JUST A THEORY
(This is what Christians say about evolution)

6. You may not believe in the tooth fairy but she still loves you

7. I know the tooth fairy's real. Someone smacked me in the mouth and my teeth didn't fall out. She saved me

2007-06-04 13:20:48 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

39 answers

1. Evolution is false and creation is true and we were created by God.
2.i dont argue about evolution I truly believe we were created by God.
3.God is real
4.I believe in God because i want to and besides i dont argue these things and besides these are things athiests argue about not christians. Christians rule!

2007-06-04 13:28:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 11

1. The fact we're here does not prove evolution is correct. You have flawed logic.

2. So? They have similar bone structures, thats all... Maybe god made it that way?

3. Go ahead, feel that way. If on the "off chance" god IS real, I'm safe. Are you?

4. So? You have a moral code that tells you not to be evil. Guess where the origins of the western "moral code" comes from... The bible. Don't be a moron please.

5. How could I? How could YOU believe in evolution? Its just a theory. What do you have to gain from believing in evolution? Nothing! What do you have to gain from believing in God? Pretty much the insurance policy that you will NOT go to hell if he does actually exist.

6. Pfft toothfairy DOES exist, I saw her once!

7. See, you've been saved by the toothfairy. All bow down to the fairy-godess of teeth.

2007-06-05 04:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by CanadianFundamentalist 6 · 1 1

Do you think you're the only atheist to try and use a Christian's own arguments against him? And do you think your examples of Christian arguments are really the most accurate examples, or did you just pick the worst ones. Because I've never heard or personally used any of them the way you did. Perhaps you've never debated an educated Christian on the topic. A little experience would teach you that there are perfectly intelligent people on both sides of this issue. Only the unseasoned atheist would disagree. Let me demonstrate. 1. Creation is not a scientific theory. It is a fact. It does not belong in a science classroom because no theory of origin can be accurately called 'science', including any evolutionary origin theory. Neither theory is observable or repeatable. The theories of origin belong in classes like "Intro to Scientific Thought", like some universities have done. But not in science classes. 2. The complexity of life in any form, including human, demonstrates design to me. It is illoical to conclude that randomness begets order. To assume that the multiplied millions of complex systems and organisms in existence today are the result of...absolutely nothing and no one, is farther fetched to me than suggesting God was the cause for it all. 3. You can't know that God is not real based on never having felt Him. But you CAN know God is real if you have experienced Him. It's like saying, "I've never gotten anything from Nelson Mandela, so he doesn't exist." That's nonsense. But I can say, "I've gotten a gift from Nelson Mandela, so he does exist." My point is, if you've never taken the journey, you can't share with me the experience. 4. This point just makes no good sense, and I've shown it to 5 people now. lol 5. Most Christians don't say, "How could you believe in evolution. It's just a theory." What we do say, though, quite frequently is, "How could you believe in evolution? It's already shown to be an inept and less than satisfactory theory for the evidence we have." (Of course, we know that the first debate between us is over the evidence itself, then the theory.) 6. The Bible speaks about real people, places and events and dates many of those events within an historical framework. The New Testament especially reads not like myth at all, but like recorded history. In fact, if we use the rules of textual criticism consistently across all ancient documents, we find the Bible to be some of the most reliable historical documents of antiquity. 7. The main problem with these objections is that you assume Christianity to be false a priori. In other words, you are coming from an anti-Christian bias to begin with.

2016-05-21 06:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

1) Evolution is one man's THEORY! A theory I might add that Michael Cremo proved false. 2) Animals do not have a soul. If one monkey evolved why didn't they all. Why are there still monkeys, If humans evolved from them. 3) If you knew God then you would feel him in your heart. 4). All men are evil, they are born that way, Its called the sin nature, we have to be shown (taught) by our parents not to be that way. Here's an example:(take two, 2 year olds, sit them both in the same play pen and toss in one toy) SIN NATURE 5) The Bible is not just a theory, Its a book written by men , chosen by God, led by the Holy Spirit for BELIEVERS. 6). Everyone knows that fairys are not real, only in fairytails.....RIGHT............ 7) You would know that God was real if you would only believe. You would feel him, How can you doubt something that you have never experienced. Christians base their faith on how the Holy Spirit makes them feel. So you are saying that every saved believer is lying. WOW!!!!!! How do you know, you don't know what is in another mans heart. And the reason you don't understand the Bible is because it was not written for unbelievers, it was written for BELIEVERS, you will never understand it, The Holy Spirit opens up the scriptures to BELIVERS, gives them the knowledge of understanding, therefore we know what it teaches and what it means. The most intelligent person on earth will never obtain the full knowledge of the Bible and understand it, unless they were saved, and being led by the Holy Spirit. Thats the only way to gain an understanding of it. Not just anyone can open the book and begin to read it and understand it. Oh there smart enough to read the words, but to know what those words actually mean is something totally different. They don't mean what you think they mean........IT WAS WRITTEN FOR BELIEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Faith come by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Not reading, hearing. Once you gain that Faith by hearing, then and only then can you read and understand the word of God. You guys are way out of line with all the downgrading you do towards Christians. There are real Christians, and there are people only claiming to be Christians. Its one thing to choose not to believe something, but its another to downgrade something you don't have the knowledge to understand. It just makes you look ingorant.

2007-06-04 16:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by sparkplug 4 · 1 1

xD wow lol..
well I am a buddahist and if you read books by the honorable Dalai Lama there are scientific ideas that coexist with buddahism. And I do not know how to tell you if there is a god; but there is evidence that souls exist. Do you study metaphysics? that would explain some things that I can not say in this little answer. That is..if you are truly commited to telling Christians what you believe is "the truth"..

2007-06-04 13:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by Yuri ^_^ 5 · 1 0

1st. i don't consider myself a christian because although i was raised that way i tend to lean toward t my native American side when it comes to religion.#1 evolutions is not a fact. yes their was dinosaurs & cavemen ficacale evadense as proven that.but the big bang thouery is still just that a thouery. who as provan that adam & eve were not the first man and woman or neanthersals for that mater.and if we are all dicendents of of adam & eve it would make us all inbreads,and that would mean we are all a little crazy or retarded acording to medicale sience.witch might explean why we are killing each other over riligion, when in realaty we whorship the same god, just in deffrent why's.#2 thier are some pepole that would agree that some of us are decindents of ape's[ and i quoat that harlem new york is a perfect example] .#3 my heart told me i was in love with my high school sweetheat and she with me. it lied. it told my freind he could swim across the ms. river, it lied.follow your comansinse not your heart, because somtime's it will lead you to heatacke.#4 that's to much bullshit girl.i was an outlaw biker for most of my adult life,but because of what that book tought me when i was a kid, probable saved more than one person's life. it didn't teach me not to be evil.it tought the diffrence between right & wrong. and it tought me morales. it tought me to love and respect my mother & father & my famiely.and to love & respect my fellaw man.will that last part i didn't pay much attantion to.but their was a lot of lines i didn't cross the line because of what that book tought me. who knows it might of saved your life.& #5 i have already side that i don't discount all of evolution, only part of it. but god is no theory. even the native american before the 1st. white man came and even tough they prayed to many spirits belived that their was one mighty spirit evan thouh they call him by many deffrint names.mayby all the other spirits they prayed to were just his angles doing his light work for him,kind of like the cathalic's praying to the virgan mary,or the many other saints, ya recun? #6 yah i know she does, she 's just turned 75, and she told me she dose on the phone yesterday. #7 that's because they probable just ***** slapped ya instead of giving ya a good solid fist in the mouth.

2007-06-04 20:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by roadkill55 3 · 1 0

not all people who believe in god act that way, i see where you are coming from. i think everyone should respect each others religion, or lack of. i like to talk to all kinds of people about what they think , and i have no boundaries in educating myself, whether it be Jewish, atheist, Christian, Protestant,pagan, etc. i find it all interesting and i think many people feel that way. I'm sorry you have had a bad round with people in general it seems. some of the most brilliant questions i have answered on here has come from atheist or a different religion then me. anyway , good luck

2007-06-04 14:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Very good!

One thing I have noticed being on YA is that Christians fail to realize that "Logical" does not equal "Factual". They think just because they have a logical progression of thought means that the conclusion is factual, but of course it doesn't mean that at all. Obviously most Christians have the intellectual capacity of a quashed apricot.

And by the way, if that's you in the pic.......
You're HOT. LOL

2007-06-04 14:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

this is great. the sad thing is is that most christians won't listen and they definitely won't see the humour in it.Humour and Christianity in the same sentence is almost an oxymoron.

2007-06-04 13:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

For Evolution to be a fact.....it would have to be seen, documented, and proven...IT never has been..nor will it ever be. With creation, we believe on faith that he spoke and it was......easier to believe than thinking an "great bang explosion" created order....rofl how many explosions today created order? and if it DID happen> why are each of the planets so different and distinct? I mean shouldnt they of been made from the same substance when the "bang" happend?

ROFL monkeys and humans have a comman ancestry? once again NO ONE has ever seen a monkey turn into a man....nor will one ever see it...it HASNT been proven and it wont be......cause its a funnyjoke/lie....unless u can call up a hospital and see how many chimps were born today.

If you dont believe in God, you wont feel it in ur heart...ur just being a donkey....

Need a book to ...what? ok so only because the bible says "do not kill" therefore i wont kill my next door neighbor with an axe...whew! saved me 100yrs in jail there !

You dont know what love is...you reject what jesus did for u ..u reject love.....and leave the tooth fairy alone i got my 1st quarter last night.

You mock what u dont understand....why dont u read up on some facts like the countless people who set out to prove christianity false and got converted.

2007-06-04 13:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by jason b 1 · 1 8

Interesting supposition, thank you.
How about this one: We know we evolved because we do not look like our earliest ancestors according to the fossil evidence.

Oh wait...that might actually be logical.

2007-06-04 13:27:15 · answer #11 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 4 1

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