On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it's tail and kissed it where the sun doesn't shine.
An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing.
"Whatya do that fer?" he asked.
"Got chapped lips," the cowboy replied.
The old man asked, "Does that help?"
The cowboy said, "No, but it keeps me from lickin them."
2007-06-04 12:52:57 · 23 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! Hilarious!! Wonder if it will work if I use the dog instead.
2007-06-04 13:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And I thought that only homosexuals got chapped lips
2007-06-04 20:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 22:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eweweww lol dat was a funny 1
2007-06-04 22:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10 im still laughing gonna send this one to my co workers...lol
2007-06-04 20:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh!
(wonder what the cowboy's wife thought!)
2007-06-04 20:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha u made me luff the crap outta me!!!!! thazz a gd one lol 10/10
2007-06-04 21:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by laydee££$$$$% 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, sure is a good one.
2007-06-04 20:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by bbclackfire34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk. But I bet it works!
2007-06-06 13:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by Dustygem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just to let you know, I am borrowing this here and now!
2007-06-04 20:21:42 · answer #10 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋