A king is sitting on this throne one day and is bored out of his mind. He decides to make a contest to kill his boredom. He tells his servant to send out for a person to find the biggest ping pong ball and the reward would be one million dollars.
So his servant announces this to the kingdom and everyone rushes out. Yhe first man walks into the king's castle and has a huge ball 2 feet long. The king is in shock and says, "That is a huge ping pong ball." He tells the man to step aside, and wait for the others turn.
Another man brings a ping pong ball 4 feet long. The king is astonished, and says to the man, "Wow! That's a humungous ball. I think you'll probably be the winner, but lets wait to see the last person's ball!"
The next man starts pushing this HUGE, hairy, bloody, brown thing into the king's castle. The king jumps up and screams, "Good god man! What kind of ping pong ball is that?"
The man replies, "Ping pong ball? I thought you said KING KONG'S BALLS?!?"
2007-06-04 11:30:31 · 9 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LFC
WHAAAT THE
2007-06-04 12:16:27 · update #1
¦:D i would HATE to try and get and carry those
2007-06-04 22:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"What is most surprising about the latest comments from Mr Gaillard is that on the eve of the final, he quite rightly commented that Liverpool supporters 'have a tradition of good behaviour'.
"Let's not forget that these same supporters who Mr Gaillard is claiming are now the worst in Europe were praised by UEFA President Michel Platini after our semi-final victory against Chelsea only last month, commended for their behaviour in Istanbul in 2005 and actually honoured by UEFA at a gala dinner in Monte Carlo in 2001 as joint Supporters of the Years with Aalves after the UEFA Cup final."
2007-06-04 12:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by ady 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
heard that 1 but the other 3 were quality still starred tho x
2016-05-21 05:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 15:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-06-06 22:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was funny!
2007-06-04 11:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic :)
2007-06-04 12:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWW!!!!
2007-06-04 12:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by SmickSmackzmuck123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat is LFC talkin bout?
btw joke was good.
2007-06-04 13:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by r wall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋