"You get this one, next round is on me." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.)
"I'll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...pints now a £1, but by next round £4.50.)
"Hey, where is that your friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a comprising postion.)
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female-i'm easy.)
"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male-i'm gay.)
"Ever try a body shot?" (male to female- I am willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)
"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male-If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what i'll do to you on the ride home?)
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female-You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (male-I'm horny.)
"Who's got the next round?" (I haven't brought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at
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diverting attention.)
"Excuse Me." (male to male- Get the hell out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." (male to female-I am going to grope you now.)
"Excuse Me." (female to male- Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way!)
"Excuse Me." (female to female-Move your fat a*se. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in there dressing like a whore...Get your eyes off my man, or i'll slap you, b*tch, like the **** you are.)
"What do you have on tap?" (What's cheap?)
"Can I have a white russian?" (male-I'm *really* gay.)
"Can I have a white russian?" (female-I'm *really* easy.)
"That person looks really familiar." (Did I sleep with him/her?)
"Can I just get a glass of water?" (female-i'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)
"I don't have any ID on me." (female- 17.)
"I don't have any ID on me." (male- i don't have a license and got breathalysed.)
2007-06-04 10:57:29 · update #1
hah. seems we'll be assessing what people say to us in bars from now on.
2007-06-05 00:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! Good ones.
2007-06-04 22:28:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I think many of those are true.
2007-06-04 18:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I don't feel well can you and I go home?
2007-06-04 17:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, you look familiar...
just kidding
i hope
2007-06-04 21:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by diggerml 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all very good and thanks for spending the time doing it well done
2007-06-06 09:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great.. do more please
2007-06-06 13:38:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋