There was a lecture on "Psychic Phenomena" going on, when the speaker decided to involve the audience. He first asked, "Everyone who has ever seen a ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the entire audience stood up.
He then asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing." About 2 dozen people were still standing.
He then asked how many people had been in the same room as a ghost and 6 people were left standing.
Finally he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat down except this one man.
When the speaker demanded if he REALLY had sex with a ghost, the bloke replied, "Oh, I am so sorry, I thought you said GOAT."
2007-06-04 10:36:21 · 19 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was that the guy who got caught in Sudan having sex with a goat and had to marry it?
2007-06-05 03:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one! I was wondering where that was going. Then the twist comes in. I'd give you a star but I have no clue how to do that
2007-06-04 10:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by creillyrun2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before, but what makes it's funny is the way it is said
2007-06-04 12:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star, 'cause I'm nice like that.
I've heard this one before, like a couple years ago, and it's one of my favorite jokes.
2007-06-04 10:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by Millie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-06-04 10:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now dats a funny 1, lmfao
2007-06-04 13:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by r wall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this on the Redneck joke section. Is still funny.
2007-06-04 11:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-04 10:44:46 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilliarous lmao
2007-06-04 10:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by wolverines1211 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd forgotten that one
2007-06-04 11:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋