A father is sitting in the living room reading the paper and his duaghter comes in. "Daddy daddy where did i get my name?" she asks. "Well," the dad says "After your mother had you, i gave her flowers and a rose petel fell on your cheek so i named your rose." The little girl leaves and another one comes asked the same question. the dad answers, "Well, after your mother had you i gave her flowers and a lilly petel fell on your cheek so i named you lilly." The little girl leaves. The father goes back to reading his paper when his third daughter comes. She stands by him and start to mumble "ahsd osfn einasf inef oer nowf noef " the father throws down the paper and screams, "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!!!"
2007-06-04
10:06:12
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